{"product_id":"white-glossy-mug-2","title":"Dear Santa, I Need a Therapist (and Maybe a Nap) – Holiday Mug, White glossy mug","description":"The Dear Santa, I Need a Therapist (and Maybe a Nap) mug from The Comical Counselor is for the tired, the triggered, and the emotionally self-aware. Wrapped in a peppermint border, this mug delivers the holiday truth with a wink, you’re doing your best, but professional help (and a pillow) wouldn’t hurt.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for morning coffee, late-night cocoa, or mid-holiday crisis tea, this glossy mug turns burnout into a punchline. It’s a must-have for therapists, parents, teachers, and anyone who’s just one deep breath away from saying, “I’m fine.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"The Comical Counselor Store","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":52795387937132,"sku":"9356890_1320","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":52795387969900,"sku":"9356890_4830","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":52795388002668,"sku":"9356890_16586","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0935\/9402\/6348\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-front-view-68f94c7450f29.jpg?v=1761168551","url":"https:\/\/thecomicalcounselor.myshopify.com\/products\/white-glossy-mug-2","provider":"The Comical Counselor Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}