{"product_id":"dear-santa-i-need-a-therapist-ornament-double-sided-ceramic-ornaments","title":"\"Dear Santa, I Need a Therapist” Ornament, Double-sided ceramic ornaments","description":"? The Comical Counselor “Dear Santa, I Need a Therapist” Ornament ?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis ornament is for adults who have stopped asking Santa for presents and instead request covered copays and eight hours of sleep.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis vintage-style ornament features a retro “letter to Santa” design with a candy cane border, and the perfectly relatable message:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Dear Santa, I need a therapist… and maybe a nap.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s the perfect blend of humor, exhaustion, and self-awareness — all wrapped in holiday cheer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n? Perfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTherapists, teachers, parents, or literally anyone with emotions\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe friend who “just needs five minutes of peace”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA hilarious yet healing stocking stuffer\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMake your tree emotionally honest and adorable this year. ???\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShiny from all angles, these two-sided ornaments bring double the cheer. Great for personal gifting or maxing your seasonal decor, they come in four festive shapes with a high-gloss finish. Available solo or in three, five, or ten-unit packs.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• Circle-shaped diameter: 2.99″ (7.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heart-shaped size: 2.91″ × 2.68″ (7.4 cm × 6.8 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Star-shaped size: 3.35″ × 2.68″ (8.5 cm × 6.8 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Snowflake-shaped size: 2.17″ × 2.99″ (5.5 cm × 7.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ornament thickness: 0.1″ (2.5 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Two-sided print with the same design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gold-colored string included\u003cbr\u003e\n• Available individually or in bundles of 3, 5, or 10\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"The Comical Counselor Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52777529016684,"sku":"7113194_23133","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0935\/9402\/6348\/files\/ceramic-ornaments_-2-side-print-1-pc-circle-front-68f4c16ecc076.jpg?v=1760870791","url":"https:\/\/thecomicalcounselor.myshopify.com\/products\/dear-santa-i-need-a-therapist-ornament-double-sided-ceramic-ornaments","provider":"The Comical Counselor Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}